angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via abigail-the-vampire-slayer)

True

People are complete shit. I hate that fact…But it’s true. And it’s true that I’m always so curious of why people are the way that they are, why they do what they do, and who my certain human love truly is. But if people are complete shit why do I bother with the throbbing curiosity?! I may never know. All I know is I loathe that that fact is true.

cynthiathecooldancer:

The radio: BECUZ IM HAPPYYYY

Me: NO, STFU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. 

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat


It’s so odd that the alligators just don’t give a fuck about the turtles riding them. Like damn. I wish I had my own alligator to carry me places

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

It’s so odd that the alligators just don’t give a fuck about the turtles riding them. Like damn. I wish I had my own alligator to carry me places

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via anotherselfish-machine)

circusfairy:

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

WHY DOESNT TONI HAVE A TUMBLR

(via phontes)

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via anotherselfish-machine)

kittydothedishes:

hiphopfightsback:

"To if you want to truly love life you need to do something you love with someone you hate and something you hate with someone you love."

- Jake Bourey

like the time that i had to perform with u in the audience and then actually speak to u with danny